A fleecy four-eyed monster has been spotted in my yard. He’s a little spooky, but not too.
Observing this creature, I estimate it is about 15″ tall and a foot wide, with two fangs and a not-very-menacing grin.
I’m not sure what this guy spends his days doing, other than observing squirrels. Maybe he’s waiting to catch one off guard.
His pelt appears very soft, and he is the color of milk chocolate. If I manage to capture him, he will be released into the care of a certain 2-year-old boy who has a thing for silly monsters with tall eye stalks.